Actual lol at “smug factor 10”.
Its like they’ve been chosen to receive this divine inspiration and spread it throughout the land.
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I refuse to take seriously any person standing inside, in front of a green screen, pretending to be outside
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“People come up to me and they’re like Jamie why are you such a c**t?”
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Just had a peek at his Facebook.
These empty statements just don’t help anyone imo.
People don’t go from A to B to get through difficult times.
Reminds me of what Grayson Perry said about Bear Grylls- that he represents a form of masculinity which is useless in the everyday world.
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Another thing I hate … pointless fucking platitudes!
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Well, we can fix that:
**CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
TO EMPTY PLATITUDES **
there you go 
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Reminds me of that quote that Victoria Wood came up with when she was clearly impersonating Jane McDonald.
“Longitude or latitude, my attitude is gratitude!”
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Me too! On one level what ISNT ‘Afrobeats’? And on another, what exactly is it? When i first heard the phrase i just assumed it was some catch all label used, not unreasonably, to cover a whole bunch of disparate genres, like those record shops who have an ‘African’ section of 20 or so records. (Usually next to the ‘female vocal’ section - also 20 records.). But then i was schooled by a music journalist of the type who would have once been employed to make up genres for DJ magazine but it still seems kind of unhelpful as a genre.
I can’t read that quote without hearing it in Yoda’s voice
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Christ, just watched that hoping a bull would come in stage left and take him out
They’re only empty if your self-worth cup is empty.
I’m taking the piss by the way.
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Statement shirting yeah?
- The first guy - why on earth is he recording TikToks while clearly watching Cocomelon in the background?
- The second guy: he’s blatantly paraphrased the first bit from the Baz Luhrman song - and also, surely if you’re heart tells you that you should drink bleach because you want to take a risk and it’s nice to try new things, your head should probably take over at some point … no coming back from that one
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And that’s one of the ‘better’ ads!
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I might see if I can suggest it to him subliminally! That first guy though! He seems very self assured tbf. Shame no one around him has the good grace to slap him.
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all I know is that ‘afrobeats’ is a very different kettle of fish to ‘afrobeat’. Not too sure Fela would recognise much
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It’s all they’ve got. Negativity and taking advantage of people’s fears and plights. They’re literally vilifying agencies that are trying to help post-hurricane. They’re also refusing to come back early from vacation to pass a bill with earmarks for funding.
They’re cunts.
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Ffs whatever next 
, you can imagine all the ‘types’ brainstorming that.
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Film trailers that say “Trailer Starts Now”
I know it starts now, I pressed play and can see it starting to play. I dont need telling. What’s that about?
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