- The first guy - why on earth is he recording TikToks while clearly watching Cocomelon in the background?
- The second guy: he’s blatantly paraphrased the first bit from the Baz Luhrman song - and also, surely if you’re heart tells you that you should drink bleach because you want to take a risk and it’s nice to try new things, your head should probably take over at some point … no coming back from that one
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And that’s one of the ‘better’ ads!
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I might see if I can suggest it to him subliminally! That first guy though! He seems very self assured tbf. Shame no one around him has the good grace to slap him.
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all I know is that ‘afrobeats’ is a very different kettle of fish to ‘afrobeat’. Not too sure Fela would recognise much
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It’s all they’ve got. Negativity and taking advantage of people’s fears and plights. They’re literally vilifying agencies that are trying to help post-hurricane. They’re also refusing to come back early from vacation to pass a bill with earmarks for funding.
They’re cunts.
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Ffs whatever next 
, you can imagine all the ‘types’ brainstorming that.
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Film trailers that say “Trailer Starts Now”
I know it starts now, I pressed play and can see it starting to play. I dont need telling. What’s that about?
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That awkward period!
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AKA ‘Pride’?
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Ba-dum-tish! 
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The impossibly small font sizes used in CDs. Throw an old dog a bone and keep it above 9 font. I only own about 50 cds and they’re all guilty as charged.
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For my son’s 18th got two throwaway cameras. Took them to be developed today.
3 weeks development time. £30 and another £10 for digital copies!!
Don’t get it.
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When you’re in Ibiza and you’re missing stuff at home 
As a wise man once said I’d rather be watching a parrot show in Ibiza than some Costa del hellhole any day…
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Brian Jackson - as in GSH’s keyboard player?
Wow, what a gig that would be!
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Yes Cork Jazz festival in on
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I’m working all next week, not till 10am Thursday so will be doable If my mate is driving home after the gig 
we are only 90mins from Cork. Long way away at the moment though…lol
This. All of this.
Just stay home.
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I imagine this is the Balearic version of the above. Totally reeks of ‘venture capitalists have a go at balearic’
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The most un-Balearic thing you can imagine. A stately home and a helicopter. Supper club? Eating’s cheating! Ffs.
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