Does that tit just admit to drink driving on camera?
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How a lot of politicians even get a single vote.
Like who looked at Jacob Rees-Mogg and thought, “yeah, he’s got my best interests in mind.” Or Marjorie Taylor Green here in the US who is both pro-Israel and says that Jews control the weather in the same breath. It’s astounding.
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Yeah still baffled as to how and why that shower of shit that populated the cabinet for so long got voted in at local level.
Can only be down to people always voting for the same party regardless of candidate. Yay democracy!
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This.
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Why are politicians so weird?! Why was one of them DJing? Why were they worried about some song lyrics having some deeper meaning and potentially making them look bad?
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Online armchair “life coaches / inspiration ambassadors”
What?
…then there’s this chappy…
Follow this 
!
He’s probably lovely to be fair. There’s no hope for the other guy, though. Complete word salad.
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- Utter bollocks
- Nothing I haven’t heard before but at smug factor 10, wearing a Pootle from the Flumps beanie
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Those fucking awful Phix menswear videos that proliferate my feeds for some inexplicable reason. The absolute worst clothes worn by absolute whopper models
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Actual lol at “smug factor 10”.
Its like they’ve been chosen to receive this divine inspiration and spread it throughout the land.
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I refuse to take seriously any person standing inside, in front of a green screen, pretending to be outside
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“People come up to me and they’re like Jamie why are you such a c**t?”
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Just had a peek at his Facebook.
These empty statements just don’t help anyone imo.
People don’t go from A to B to get through difficult times.
Reminds me of what Grayson Perry said about Bear Grylls- that he represents a form of masculinity which is useless in the everyday world.
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Another thing I hate … pointless fucking platitudes!
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Well, we can fix that:
**CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
TO EMPTY PLATITUDES **
there you go 
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Reminds me of that quote that Victoria Wood came up with when she was clearly impersonating Jane McDonald.
“Longitude or latitude, my attitude is gratitude!”
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Me too! On one level what ISNT ‘Afrobeats’? And on another, what exactly is it? When i first heard the phrase i just assumed it was some catch all label used, not unreasonably, to cover a whole bunch of disparate genres, like those record shops who have an ‘African’ section of 20 or so records. (Usually next to the ‘female vocal’ section - also 20 records.). But then i was schooled by a music journalist of the type who would have once been employed to make up genres for DJ magazine but it still seems kind of unhelpful as a genre.
I can’t read that quote without hearing it in Yoda’s voice
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Christ, just watched that hoping a bull would come in stage left and take him out
They’re only empty if your self-worth cup is empty.
I’m taking the piss by the way.
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Statement shirting yeah?