Even worse than I imagined. Fair play to your nephew though @Gregg
On the plus side it will free the dancefloors in other clubs of a large percentage of the phone people…I hope
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Yes, he’s a good kid and seems to be doing well In his lane. he’s got a few gigs out there this year in amnesia,cova Santa and 528 too, unfortunately the events/line ups aren’t up my street this year, but be nice to go out and support anyway.
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I used to feel really militant about it but no longer care tbh… They murdered that side of Ibiza years ago, and there’s no point getting excited just because they exhumed the corpse
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Will & Fred’s excellent adventure?
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Big agree!
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Nope, not very Balearic…
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Anyone fancy sharing some chicken tenders 
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LOL. Do they come with a free bag of bugle?
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As a side… … a comment says I can get 10 pills for €60 lol
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With caviar WTF. I’m a bit of a food guy but I find the recent trend for caviar “bumps” a bit vulgar to put it mildly. 
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If there’s one thing i miss about going out, it’s eating chicken nuggets & fish eggs.
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And I’m assuming VIP and VVIP areas with bottle service everywhere. Proper house.
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Who is going to that place and thinking its good?
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Sheeple 
Nickodemus is doing the Formentera Jazz Fest this week which might be good
In a weird way it reminds me of the Northern chrome and carpet nite spots of my teens. People eating chicken in a basket next to the dance floor.
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you mean" a bit beluga" 
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Young lad at work has just come back from his first ever trip to Ibiza.
Went on his own.
For 18 days.
All-inclusive - £6k
Hired a car for the whole duration, but only used it for 3 days.
One morning he woke up on a beach on Formentera and has no idea how he got there.
Lost his passport.
Despite going all-inclusive he racked up another £6.5k on his credit card (including £2k on several bottles of vodka).
Ouch. 
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Fckn hell. I’ve heard similar stories but that is up there… I was there solo in march think I spent €300 … flight and accommodation was €280…
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