DJ Chicco Secci, KU 1986. Sort of. Some A grade Sandy Marton cheese on this.
Korean Air have carried tasers on their airlines for many years, galvanised into action following an incident where Richard Marx had to restrain a man
Bold move starting a set with Sigue Sigue Sputnik…
Statement of intent
My advice would be never ever get a late flight to Ibiza out of Manchester airport. You really can’t beat being 30,000 feet up surrounded by rival gangs of exuberant, coked-up Mancs and Scousers in Balmain t-shirts and Gucci man bags, all en route to Noncey Wayne’s Ocean Beach club.
I don’t normally mind the return flight as they’re usually all comatose by then. Although one time my wife (nurse) spent the entire flight trying to stop one young lad from karking it.
Go hard or go home
8am Jet2 flight out of Edinburgh is normally ok. Yes, squads have been up since 3am and on the sauce in the airport but because of this by take off most are ready for a nap again and it’s usually pretty chill. A mix of steady drinkers and folk sleeping off the early drinks.
The professional Jakey Bar Stewards!
I’m hoping some of you can help me. Friends of mine are going over to celebrate a milestone and have asked:
“If I want to lay in a cabana on thr beach with some tropical house dj playing all day and possibly rent book bottle service and escalate my slight day buzz into a full send dance on my day bed, swim drunkenly in the water and stumble home to freshen for a night out… where am I looking on the island?”
Any ideas? Don’t worry I also asked what tropical house is.
Sounds like a Blue Marlin style turn out to me. Or Beach House. El Silencio starts to be a bit more of a TP vibe.
I hear the White Lotus is nice?
I nearly sent them to Wayne Lineker’s O Beach.
Exhibit A: the lesser-spotted Yonner in his natural habitat.
Oh wow. That’s grim.
That’s a grown ass man behaving like a spoilt toddler
Englishmen not knowing how to act in public.
A tale as old as time itself.
(use a Morgan Freeman or a David Attenborough voice. Both work equally well)
My fav bit was the little jump up and down. Even My 4 year old hasn’t done that in a while!
I’d just been writing exactly that! Fecking hilarious. The flight attendants were doing so well to stay calm. Poor souls.
Looking at the preview promos for Universe unvrs or whatever, I wonder that it has the potential to be 80’s fabulous if they had the balls to position the DJ booths up and away out of sight and programmed residents over superstar DJ’s and made the club and dancers the star of the show. Guess we’ll never know