Wheels of steel man.
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Coldcut’s in aisle 3
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Ha! If that’s the actual theory behind it I salute the person responsible.
Not just any wheels of steel, these are M&S faux wagon wheels of steel. Mmmm…
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I reckon he is texting his other half saying ‘no fucker has turned up’
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‘Burgers have just been reduced’.
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The store manager lady is about to walk up to him and ask “where’s your lot? Not one person on your list has turned up”
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Someone is going to come across this thread and make a DJ version of Spinal Tap…
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I’m absolutely howling at this. My mate worked in a wework (pre pandemic) and they had a DJ who would be mixing every morning. Got to love the absolute lack of critical thought that comes from the corporate world sometimes.
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Do you reckon he invited his mates down?
Four or five years ago I saw a bloke DJing in the foyer of a leisure Centre. Loads of mic action over 80s soul weekender anthems. Completely soul-destroying.
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I bet it’s well paid. What would you select for an M&S opening? Got to be a pretty Balearic set. You wouldn’t want it banging in there. Or too jazzy or psychedelic. Guitars would be too noisy.
Bear in mind it’s a vinyl only setup, so you can’t go and buy a double CD of chart hits and just cross-fade between those 2 CDs all day.
Come and get your black bin bags!
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Two copies of albatross obviously
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Probably some Sparks.
Sorry.
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I really hope it’s well paid
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Probably get first dibs at the yellow stickers
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250 m&s loyalty points per hour?
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and Richard Marx?
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What next Mixmaster Morrissons?
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