Jools Holland though.
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As my son and daughter would say … cringe 
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Tom Hanks’ son is a rapper? And he makes terrible, tone-deaf music. Warning, do not watch:
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did not heed your warning. probly won’t buy the merch.
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Dude’s not gay at all. I mean look at all these booties, bitches, titties, and “fck btch, fck btch motherf*cker!”. Overcompensating much?
Definitely NOT gay.
The whole thing reminded me of this…
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Indistinguishable from satire.
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Kill it with fire 
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Surely this is the greatest risk of being really successful and becoming rich beyond anything imaginable… the very high likelihood that your children will end up being utter tits.
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There’s definitely some “fuck you dad!” energy.
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He had an N word situation a few years back.
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Beverley Hill 90210 exists as a school…
Straight Outta Calabasas
I can’t unsee this.
Dad must be so proud he’s made it all on his own tho
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Best thing I’ve seen in ages. 
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This past weekend went to a family wedding at an absolutely beautiful country estate down here in Cornwall, was stunning and the sun shone for once, literally one of the best weddings we have been to, until…
We’ve been to a few of these over the years, you get sent an email asking you to choose three tracks, and on the night you get to pretend to DJ behind the ‘decks’ for your three weapons.
Turned the most magical affair into the most heinous farce you have ever heard.
Status Quo Rocking all over the world into Auld Lang Syne into The Birdy Song was one selection.
Oh and had a better sound system in my MK1 Golf.
?
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Possibly the most random and worst selection of three songs ever. Imagine having to stand behind the decks so people could see you’d chosen them. The selector should have been put in the stocks with taste like that.
I thought you’d have chosen more wisely. What did the other guests pick?
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Mrs Gavin banned me from submitting anything. 
Lad I ended up having a hilarious chat with said his GF had retired to bed as the music ended up giving her a bad trip on the three mushroom caps she had taken. Fortunately the place was huge and you could get away from the music.
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My old man had that played as he went through the curtains into crematorium furnace. Funny fucker he was
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