“Ultrasonically cleaned using a Yamasaki Forceprobe 509” … sounds painful!
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I may have stolen that from Kaptain Kremmen (Kenny Everett).
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Think I want to reset my algorithm. All I seem to be fed these days is videos of absolute weapons beat matching ‘deep house’.
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Is that on insta? I stopped going on reels a while back it’s a godsend for your sanity
Always change the filter to following so it’s in chronological order also
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i never actually hear what’s being played as the f*ing snare roll is still going by the time i swipe.
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I bookmarked the follow only timeline on desktop, which means I don’t see any horrible DJs, junk or gimmicks. Highly recommended. Not sure the app allows it though?
also Instagram - I honestly don’t get why people flock to celeb accounts to demand they take a stand on Gaza. Did nobody study the 2024 US election? Celebs have zero influence now, either in elections or on policy. Wrestlers have more influence than pop stars.
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You’re not wrong:
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You press the Instagram logo top left and change to following instead. No way to set it as default as far as I can see though!
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Fuck me I didn’t know that 
How do you get followers only on desktop? Sorry for being a Luddite
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On Chrome, I just bookmarked the follow-only chronological timeline
URL now ends /?variant=following
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Game changer. I do like some feeds but not enough to wade thru the rest
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I’ve book marked the Viz pages on FB to be chronological to avoid recent comments
My only FB use
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Wait, you can do this? That is a gamechanger.
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I tried & it didnt work for Insta
Any tips?
I was playing a new bar last week that has a nice sound system and nice fit out. I had made a bit of an effort with my set because I really wanted to get the vibe right. A couple of DJ’s showed up drunk, from their gig earlier(I know these 2 slightly, and have talked a couple of times but we are not really “friends”) one got some 7’s out and laid them on the console and said "is it ok if we play a couple?
I was a bit confronted, but said that they could play a few. As soon as they started playing the volume went right up and they were pretty much playing peak hour vibe. I immediately regretted letting them on and realised that ‘I’ had been booked, and to let somebody else on was a bad move.
After about 15 minutes I just physically pushed back behind the decks and put a record on.
Really bad form looking back. It’s interesting to see that I’m still making mistakes like that after so many years.
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Sydney seems to be full of restaurants that have DJ’s. For me there is absolutely no reason to do this and I refuse all gig invitations to play them.
Cheeky cunts.
Not a fan of that kind of behaviour, drunk or not
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Amazes me that this behaviour still goes on. I can’t think of any other job where someone would willingly ask to interrupt and take over another persons work. Next level arrogance.
Kudos for bringing it back to your vibe.
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