What don't you get

They’re the worst.

World’s gone mad.

Only the dark choc which is still annoying

Toblerone dark chocolate bar discontinued in the UK Toblerone dark chocolate bar discontinued in the UK

Just dark Chris.

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That and Cadbury are all owned by the american processed food company which was Kraft. By changing tastes i guess they mean that people are getting wise to the ‘dark good, milk bad’ reality of chocolate and they’d rather withdraw something that might even approach healthy. All driven by the need to reduce cost and maximise profit no doubt.

My wife bought me this last night for Easter. It really is the taste of Ecstasy. I mean that in the sense that it leaves you grasping around for literally anything to wash the taste away.
Anyone else tried it?

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Mine bought me this one a few weeks ago.
I love an 85% cocoa but this 100% gear made me realise there’s a good reason to add some sugar to the mix.

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I’ve been having that for a while now too. It’s a bit of a standing joke in our house where according to me anything less than 100% chocolate is “mere candy and packed full of sugar” :joy: I feel i’ve made a rod for my own back.

The cocoa nibs in this latest creation really do push things too far for me and there is a pharmaceutical bitterness that just lasts and lasts.
I’ll be sneaking some of the kids Lindt when they’re not looking :+1:

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I love bitter tasting things like Guinness and espresso but this chocolate is a step too far for me.
I was thinking when I was eating it “how could anybody enjoy this?”
I’m still wondering how many repeat customers they get.

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Turns out this was a hoax, and the WOE comments are all just full of people saying this sorta thing…




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I sorta love how these people comment on music on that group, i’d say we should start a thread with the highlights, but it seems a bit negative considering how positive FK is about music, djing and nightlife in general.

I’d smash both those chocolate bars up there. I’ve had 90% Lindt and liked it so 100% seems like it would be good!

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I read through these post comments earlier with a perverse pleasure on solidifying my opinions on the kind of people who frequent that particular page/group.

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Pathetically, it is the only reason i even check it out now.

A chuckle followed by a feeling of slight despair, then shrugging it off cos these people never leave their armchairs to go out anyway.

In my experience that 10% makes a heck of a difference.
I’d try the orange and cocoa nibs one. I’d be very interested to hear how you get on.

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So true, but what other forum gives me the opportunity to display my superior taste (or is it my superiority complex)?

Tony Homefries? He used to DJ with Larry Pain au Levain, didn’t he?

I’ll get my coat.

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Both disciples of David Manchego

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My wife named our old campervan Larry(le van). It was unfortunately totally lost on the lad I sold it to but he did promise he’d keep calling it Larry.

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And peers of Nicky Serrano.

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According to something i’ve just totally made up whilst bored and waiting for my tea to be cooked, back in his roaming the British countryside whilst blasting face melting 'ardcore breakbeat from a military vehicle days, Richard D James named his Ferret armoured car, Tankie Knuckles.

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