You could save on his booking fee by deliberately playing a scratched, skipping CD over the club system to my ears
And it would sound better
Nevertheless, good luck to him if there’s an audience for it, I’m clearly not the target audience
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Is this a piss take? I’m lost…if that’s the future of DJing i’m oot.
Absolute shite
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Yup no matter how you try and slice that up, it’s a massive shit sandwich 
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I do sometimes wonder of it’s because our generation and the one after, monopolised all the good stuff, and the kids these days are just left with the remnants that they are desperately trying to create a scene from 
As the old saying goes, you can’t polish a turd, (especially when it’s absolute dogshit.)
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Come back horsegiirL, all is forgiven 
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Not heard of him and only checked a minute or two with phone to my ear in the sandwich shop.
It wasn’t for me, but equally not the ear poison I was expecting (eg James Hype). Sounded like a take on some 90s Relief records tbh.
Edit: ok I managed the first 6 minutes when I got home. Jeez that was unpleasant
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That’s actually a really good perspective I forgot, in my own post up thread. Nice one.
It’s not for me to like Rustie. As long as the kids do and keep going out and keep the venues going - all good.
(Look at us being all healthy and checking our perspective not the mid 00s ranty forum behaviour. I feel like I’ve grown!)
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Haha, cartoon bubble pop sounds (imagine the poor engineers installing an expensive system, tuning it, and then people play this) and someone with a massive ego creating an ADHD fever dream musical soundscape. Put on an episode of Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote with a beat behind it and it’s the same thing. Its objectively shit. Yes, I’m old and yes I’m grumpy 
Anyway, im off on Sunday to see Darryn Jones DJ a party in an old cinema in Auckland, which is the appropriate way to cleanse my brain of this mess.
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Modern day happy hardcore.
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Sounds like when the batteries on my speak and spell were letting go. Maybe that’s a thing now 
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It’s fucking great to see some kid take a cheapish bit of kit and absolutely turn the thing inside out. However as a fifty year old man it also hurts my ears.
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I charitably gave it around 90 seconds. I think it’s interesting how this stuff challenges my perception of music. It’s now so alien I don’t even know what I’m listening to. A generational shift obv, but I think it goes beyond that insofar as kids no longer have any of the same reference points
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Thankfully, I have no idea who they are.
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All i know is that they had a Christmas #1 years ago.
I suspect that bloke has never had a publicity photo taken with his mouth closed, and presuming that book is new it will be 99p in The Works by Dec 26th. Who the fuck is buying that?!
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Yeah but sausage rolls, spot on!?
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You’ll be delighted to hear about this then…
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Have sausage rolls overtaken yorkshire pud as your national dish over there?
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In Ireland the sausage roll is a big seller… I do like a fancy ones from some good bakerys but the one’s the kids eat are nasty… gluppy pale jelly meat wrapped in pastry probably 8% pork 
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