I think it was that year or the following one that Soul II Soul didnt win anything.
So I was 10 or 11 when i decided award shows were bollocks. That never changed.
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My sentiments.
Managed to sustain a career for nearly 45 additional years which technically died in 1980
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Dear Apple, I can’t believe that in 2024 I have to spend half my day wrangling my mouse. It lags, it jitters, it jumps and once it starts it lasts for hours. Nothing can fix it until it decides stop doing this BULLSHIT.
Sorry, I am at my last mousey straw. It makes using a DAW, VST and any music software infutiating.
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This is how Ed Sheeran’s career will pan out
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also (and i know this is bernie’s fault) - some of the absolute worst lyrics ever penned.
got examples galore but the first time that i actually read the true lyrics to “someone saved my life tonight” and realized that he was really saying “sugar bear” - i was astounded. i though it was like french or something, i had been joking “sugar bear” forever and not realizing those were the real fucking lyrics.
there’s so many songs that are absolute classics, hooks galore - hummable forever. but if you swapped any of the lyrics even with boilerplate love bullshit you’d have twice the song.
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I have a friend who would re-jig Elton John songs with filthy yet improved lyrics and would bring down the house with his karaoke rendition of “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” 
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I gave up on apple mice
Ive switched to the connexion cad mouse mini which works well
Oh I love doing that. I’m sure it goes some way towards keeping me sane.
I ‘reworked’ Dua Lipa’s Levitating into a song called Ovulating the other week. I’m wasted in my current vocation, I really am .
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Magic Mouse? Never had a problem
People. Mrs J_C came across one of our neighbours last night at 11:30pm kicking and stomping on a fledgling Herring Gull then sticking the dead body in someone else’s bin 
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Yesterday. I actually googled what the survival rates are for urban seagull fledglings.
One massive one appeared by me yesterday while I pottered with some plants. I live on a busy road, so I was concerned for its safety. That feeling evaporated when its well-meaning parents started dive-bombing me.
I love birds, but seagulls are bastards.
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They are but they’re also protected and it’s illegal to intentionally injure them.
The Police have been out. They don’t give a fuck. Say it wouldn’t stand up in court, even though a neighbour corroborated who did it.
Didn’t even give a fuck that it’s in a bin destined for landfill.
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Yeah. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a nature/wildlife enthusiast and animal lover.
It was an appalling thing to do.
I meant that seagulls are bastards in an off-hand way.
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Ah gotcha
Same in Spain.
Younger generations supporting VOX and a new thing called “the party is over” which is even more extremist than VOX.
Young male white Spanish voting for all these scum bags. It seems is the trend globally
The construction jobs my team at the Council oversee have to pause work on roofs if they see nests during nesting season, which we are currently in.
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I’ll leave this here…
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Brilliant!
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I’ve been attacked by a seagull while working on a roof.
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