Got my bowel cancer screening letter back yesterday. Always a frisson of ‘Oh fuck’ when receiving anything through the post with the NHS letterhead these days, but my arse and adjacent areas are clear for another two years.
All of which apparently doesn’t make the best voice note to your girlfriend at work when she has employees around her 
Good news, my Mum’s had ‘it’ twice so gets very twitchy round here when letter arrives.
My friend has cancer and he recommended a test with these guys just for a safety check. I did one (all clear) and they are pretty easy to do…
Tell me this is true
It’s not. She did call him a clown and fucking incompetent, but she didn’t go this far.
too good to be true
I just want “Shitler” to be true
Or:la I know but never heard of any the others 
Not Raji who had the beef with R&S?
Pretty sure I saw Marzipan Dildo playing in the backroom of the Bullingdon Arms in 1987
Big Peel faves, did a few sessions
Burns night yesterday reminded about this story i heard years ago. I can’t remember all the details, but in summary Optimo had Green Velvet up to Glasgow to play their night at the subclub. They were making him haggis, neeps and tatties for dinner before the gig. When the potatoes were cooked someone announced “TATTIES READY, PREPARE TO MASH”
Green Velvet - Flash (1995) (youtube.com)
DJ Pants Round My Ankles played there too.