“The Vindolanda phallus is 16cm long but, researchers say, was probably larger because archaeological wood is prone to shrinkage and warping.”
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I’ve used this excuse.
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Via an article in the Guardian, but this cracked me up…
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Im going to a mates 50th birthday tonight, he sent me this just now… Lol
https://youtu.be/fbasXpSS4mg
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Doubt very much this range of candies smells like any real dancefloor. There’s also a Hacienda, Wag Club and Mudd Club
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Do they do one with the delicate aroma of Superkings B.O , amyl nitrate and warm lager?
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