Oh God, every time! Walk into a room and stand and stare into the abyss 
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Timloopt has nothing to be guilty of.
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Promise?
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He didn’t give up
Still brilliant after all these years and I make a point of watching the Christmas one every year
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To be fair, the guy from last year was going to be a tough act to follow…
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This year’s Santa (pictured) was described by one visitor as ‘just a guy dressed up in a cheap red suit with a blatantly fake beard’
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Wearing Santa’s beard like a balaclava was probably a bad decision in retrospect.
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I can’t help but find these stories hilarious.
Obviously not much fun for the kids… here’s another with a hand-less Santa:
This sounds ace- wish I could have been there especially for the story about the ‘festive’ massacre:
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Ho ho ho it’s John Wayne Gacy;
You can go home when they’ve wired me the money:
Mum’s gone to Iceland, never to return:
Satan’s grotto:
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Reminded me of this one
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we saw that interview on TV the other day, my 9 yo daughter was ‘what’s the matter with his hair???’… Plenty I said.
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“Get the badge in, get the bags in, get the slags in!”
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