yep, our school too, classic 80s adverts.
Snipers dream
© Bob Mortimer
Makes a refreshing change from shagging a pigs head at the Bullingdon club.
Allegedly former mistress of a former MP mate of Boris
I thought she was one of his umpteen kids, she has the look
Hell of a favour for a mate there.
What kind of dirt do you need to have on someone for them to give you a fucking peerage?
The fact that no one saw fit to block it is absolutely insane.
Indeed.
I see Rees Mogg is a Sir… Has he had that a while or was it a leaving gift? Fucking rotten system.
‘Sir’ is probably his actual christian name on his birth certificate. His parents didn’t want to take any chances that he might be mistaken for a normal child.
I’ve just had a look at the list of cabinet members for the new government. How bloody refreshing that is. Seemingly normal people from normal, unprivileged backgrounds who’ve had jobs and roles that benefit others and not just themselves. People I can relate to. This really does give me hope.
Jacob only likes hanging out with people who are Full English
Delusion + arrogance - feels like there’s been a lot of it around in the last few years