It’s boring anyhow. They call themselves ‘underground’. Booking Villalobos and Solomun does not make you underground you goons.
If we leave now we could catch Diplo later, who’s in?
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All aboard the underground train. See you there.
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Brilliant!
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Yoooooooo! That’s amazing.
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Worldwide nothing has done more to change the feeling and spirit of nightlife for the worse than fucking bottle service.
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And now in places like ibiza it’s an excuse to extend it with tables on the once dance floor at different prices the nearer you are to the dj/ palm tree… It would be fun to go but not at those ridiculous rules and prices…
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As a club legend once said to me of the herd of stockbrokers buying bottles at the club “these are the people who used to get left outside by the door man and they bought their way in.” The energy and music suffered immediately.
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Lucky here in Ireland as well as the UK we would only see this visiting Ibiza or USA it was always there in ibiza especially pacha but you would not notice and they were some famous designers, models, actors ect not guys like now who save up all year to get tables and huge bottles and just shout and slap each other on the chest…
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I don’t get why this is the most popular thread on here 
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Touché! 
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The original is has possibly the worst crowd imaginable, like watching a DJ falling onto a spike in slow motion. The girl in the glasses being the spike.
What’s the collective noun for Asshats?
Kidney stones. How can something 3mm wide cause that much pain!? It’s absurd. Absolutely horrific. Just got home after 8 hours at hospital. The morphine was good and my 11 year old daughter being by my side and updating my wife all day. She said it was like being a reporter ha.
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Riding rollercoasters is v good for kidney stones This Roller Coaster Helps People Pass Kidney Stones (Yes, Really) | Live Science
I am so bad on roller coasters. My daughter tricked me on to one a couple of years back. Never again
Fck sounds horrible can’t knock the morphine though… A friend said the same the most painful thing ever
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LOL Armand de Brignac - that’s the Jay-Z/LVMH champagne that is not even worth the gaudy bottle its in. Vintage Cristal can be a revelation but still overpriced. I’m so glad we completely missed this side of Ibiza when we went. This is what Vegas was like at the few places I went–sterile dancefloors surrounded by these VIP pods with bottle service.
Bottle service–that’s another one. It was around 2009-10 and we had been out of the game for a few years and went to a local club where a friend was opening for…Seb Fontaine. What was he doing in Seattle in 2010? Anyway, the people we were with got “bottle service” but due to the ever-stringent Seattle liquor laws the bottle with its accoutrements had to be kept under lock and key while it was at your table. So it just sat there awkwardly in its metal cage–like a sort of torture device–and the waitress would check in with you and struggle with the lock each time. It was a kind of nadir.
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Yeah, I don’t want to be in any club that involves spending lots of money, you can guarantee it will be shite in all ways possible.
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