Un-fucking-believable 
Just what could be causing all that light?
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One man’s side hustle is another’s revenue stream. Both can still do one.
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Tried that, no one replied 
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Who are you kidding? You’re the king of the fragrance rotation.
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Slightly off-topic, but if any of you want to dabble in a bit of fun (but depressingly accurate) LinkedIn humour, try Kagi Translate’s LinkedIn speak mode.
For example:
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I just had a conversation with a young yoga teacher about possibly sub letting her house for a few months. During the conversation, She generally spoke in a wellness sub-genre of management lingo. Some phrases that spring to mind now; Step into (my)power, gratitude creation/generation and empathy casting. Half way through I just got depressed and said I don’t think I’m interested in the place.
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You couldn’t pay me…
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Not even if they throw in a free “coconut cloud matcha”? Whatever that is.
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They’d have to throw in a cheeky half on top of that
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You don’t fancy this then??!??
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I think I’m good!
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so this is some sort of way of flogging Cornflakes to coffin dodgers (like me). Can’t they just leave us alone.
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Sponsored by Saga?
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Goated post!
(I hate so much new/web-based vernacular. People going around calling everything spicy etcetera, parrots the lot of them).
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Or one of them walk-in bath companies you see advertised on daytime TV… All the actors in them seem more sprightly than me 
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Stannah Stair Lifts
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Can’t think of a stair lift anymore without thinking of phoenix nights.
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