What don't you get

that made me laugh

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It’s like watching somebody walking into a glass door and trying to act like all is cool.

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He had it all. And he brought it all in a metal record case - cue the nostalgia - but with stickers that just had his name on them and placed almost by committee on his box.

I do want to stress, no dance floor to clear. It’s a listening bar with round tables and low lighting etc.

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Ha wicked- sounds like a 20 year old me playing electro clash in the mid 00s

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I have to admit, I play a monthly listening bar gig, and when it gets busy I play UKG and dubstep.

(The caveat is I play super jazzy/RnB UKG and stripped dubby dubstep and I pitch it way the hell down and people love it)

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Yeah I’m always amazed when I hear banging 2am tackle in the middle of the day on the radio. Which is a similar’know your audience’ kind of thing

Might be my age though in fairness…

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Me, too. I was playing the music initially at a level that Mancuso would tell me to turn it up at. Gently gliding into my golden DJ years here.

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hah! A lot to be said for patience and vibe checking yourself before you wreck yourself. Round my household, the saying is “4am is it?” and then you know, you fucked up with wrong song, wrong time, no build up.

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This country. Sigh.

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New guardian ios app
So fucking small is like trying to read a postage stamp. All because they wanted to shoe in the fucking adverts
Sorry. Had to complain somewhere

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Cristiano Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes.

Just read all the kerfuffle from his comments at the awards ceremony and decided to look at who wi s the award and it seems like him and his agent manage to win at least one category every year. Knobhead has the gall to call it the most fair awards in an albeit very corrupt industry. Smells like someone clinging onto relevancy.

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Why anyone indulges this absolute fucking tool is beyond me.

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He’s a cuntttt, simple as that! Him, trump and the rest of those racist fcks!

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There’s a lot to dislike about him, and I may be clutching at straws, but he may yet push the new administration in a more green direction. He’s big on renewables (esp solar) and I can see this becoming a massive issue. If they do fall out, it won’t just be over a clash of egos

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They will crash and burn very soon though. Orange Nazi already saying that Musk can’t be president etc.

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I doubt it will happen. Trump is loyal to no one.

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the ubiquitous use of the word ‘manifest’

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…and all the false bollocks that comes with it.

“Think it and you will manifest it!”

Fuck off!

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I guess everyone anticipated a ‘bumpy’ 2025 but did anyone’s political bingo card have:

France’s most notorious post-war figure dying, a former French president standing trial, a former & future US president facing-not-facing justice, a Canadian PM resigning, a US city getting attacked & a megalomaniac South African tycoon championing a jailed Luton Town hooligan as leader of UK right

all within the first 7 days?

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