For all those selfies that need to be uploaded and streamed … and that’s just the DJs 
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cant wait to be in a stolen rebranded Space, with floor to ceiling digital screens showing me the QI code to the buy the Shein x BooHooMan collab that the tribal house DJ is wearing…is that the smoke machine going off? No, just the door to an NFT sponsored VIP Hooka room full of Diplos baby mommas and coked up TOWIE members…Wayne Linekar’s outside laughing like a madman, thinking he’s actually died and gone to heaven…can’t wait.
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Any reports from the OpenLab OffBeat night? Might pop over for Alfos whenever that is
Bora Bora was a always a shithole as far as I was concerned, silly prices and a bit of a dump. Here’s the replacement
(As seen on Ibiza Past IG)
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Just back from four days in White Isle. Ended up hitting the Virgen n never seen it so busy (Pride month). Coleen was cancelled at the Standard due to noise regs issue with council. Pikes on Sat was actually pretty crap, club room Freddies was dangerously overcrowded, insanely hot and so packed impossible to dance or enjoy, terraces outside tho great social vibe. Island busy.
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Agree but it had its moments back in the day. When you could just pitch up on the beach after Space with a box of Sangria and wobble into the bogs for a livener without anyone batting an eyelid. This new beach club ‘experience’ looks awful but maybe it will keep all the whoppers in Bossa where they belong
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Sounds amazing…
And precisely why we tend to go out of season. Same amount of fun, with 90% less whoppers
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No mercury rising at pikes this year…
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Yeah, just saw his post.
Is ‘bureaucracy’ Spanish for money?
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It’s noticable how many more gigs he seems to be doing around LA… I guess when you’re in your 60s being able to get home to your own bed has great appeal
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Una is doing a Tuesday residency at Pikes
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The word is ‘behind the scenes politics’. He wdn’t get skewered by a visa.
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Having liaised with Heidi I can’t for a moment imagine it’s logistics issue. She the epitome of efficiency (and loveliness).
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Absolutely! And my retort was very much tongue-in-cheek
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Yes yes… they really are so lovely the pair of 'em.
All units to Jezebell again then. Nice sesh last year 
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He’s listed at Glitterbox and Amnesia in September so definitely smells of classic Ibiza politics unless he’s not gonna show there either
I’m surprised Pikes are keeping those Mondays closed though
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Maybe something is happening somewhere else and they decided to take some time out…
He says return 2024 so must be something other than $
( I cant work out how to get a euro symbol on a Chromebook)