If only the shirt was a chambray, eh fellas? 
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Bob Mortimer calls to late night phone in as “Keith”
My days are spent mostly alone. I tend toward daydreaming particularly when I’m doing repetitive and mundane tasks such as sanding or painting. The mind wanders and I sometimes think about what I might do instead of woodworking.
The name of the business usually comes first. A while ago it was a meatball only fast food franchise called Tasticles. Yesterday, it was a combined dry cleaners and alterations shop…Seam ‘n’ Stains.
I realise this level of humour is way beneath the forum but i’ve no one else to share this stuff with 
A guy i worked with once came up with an idea for a chain of IVF clinics called I Can’t Believe Its Nut Butter
That was over 20 years ago and i still enjoy it whenever it pops into my head.
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There’s a coffee shop in Australia called ‘Flick the Bean’, which always made me chuckle.
I’ve two potential business names also.
A fruit n veg store combined with a book shop called a Turnip for the Books.
A manscaping place called A BiC in the Balls. Can’t see that one taking off tbh.
a superfood/wholefoods/vegan store called Glory Whole would be nice. *if there’s not one already
There was a sandwich shop near the station in Maidstone called ‘ baguetteaway’.
I saw one on London the other week called Fuckoffee which made me quite sad
Peter Andre should have started a fast food van called Mysterious Grill
Used to be a shoe shop in Brighton called R Soles. With a sign saying ‘Slip into R Soles’.
Remember it well
Always wanted to open an Islamic butchers and call it
'Halal, is it meat you’re looking for? ’