The whole thing sounds like it was written by a PR who absolutely hates him.
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Good on him for losing the weight, and making money out of it 
What a ggit
Love the way he says ‘historian’ not gamer!
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Didn’t know where else to put this but fair made me laugh!
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Glad I checked this thread as I was about to post it too!! Un-effin-believable, don’t think he’ll be welcome in a biscuit factory anytime soon after his not fulfilling comment 
Sort of reminded me of Gerard/Gerald(?) Ratners comment about his jewellery being shite way back.
Speaking of light relief, I see rugby player / social media guy Tom Garratt is getting some heat for a leaked video of him ‘helping out’ a mate on holiday.
I have to say whilst it’s an odd predicament to find yourself in, he’s handled the whole thing brilliantly on the socials. His comebacks to all the trolls have been hilarious.
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Well this escalated… He’ll be pushing King C’s diagnosis from the 6 o’clock news at this rate.
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Didn’t he get bumped from Inside the Factory…?
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Did he?? Quite possibly, dipping his hand him perhaps.
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Love him more, Gregg on the other hand…
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That’s brilliant!
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He seems lovely. Reminded me of this from last month:
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Amazing
I can’t believe this is for real. Reads so weirdly
I have to go back and read that again…
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I was genuinely trying to figure out if this article was a spoof or not whilst reading it.
Basically “I spend as little time with my son as possible, but that’s okay as I never wanted him in the first place”. What an absolute cunt.
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