Light Relief

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i accidentally broke off the door handle of weed delivery dudes golf polo today, then he nearly hit a biker (we were going 5km/hr,) i felt sooooo bad, and when i asked him if he wanted me to get some gaff tape or araldite he just sighed and said in thick slavic accent: zere is nazink vee kan doo.:sob::sob: larry david comedy levels :disappointed:

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Why does Lyse Doucet take a large hold-all on her assignments?

To keep Orla Guerin.

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There is a mathematical formula for the perfect ratio of Onion, Carrot and Cabbage in a salad. It’s known as Cole’s Law.
And that’s it. That’s all I’ve got…

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Tony baker nails it again lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/2h6-a2PAYww?feature=share

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https://twitter.com/travisjayent/status/1571846945110466565?s=48&t=ykScN97siUNyutf-RCNUdw

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Classic.

Just flicking through the racks in Reckless Records, killing a bit of time, and this French dude next to me goes “Excuse me, can I take a picture?”, so I go, “sure, facing you or flicking through the records?”
And he goes, “No, just of the records on the wall, can you get out of the way.”

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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That happened to me in Miami a few months ago. Mortified.

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