Think I got it 
Professional Scouser, alledged to be exceptionally nasty to British Airways cabin staff. Also alledged to have been rather thirsty with the nascent Mersey Beat scenesters in the Sixties.
She had some stunning moments 
The kid in green chinos is stuck on loop …
The story I read was that she’d go to her local supermarket and stand by a checkout that was closed until they opened it for her. Because she wouldn’t queue.
I’m not surprised, surprised.
Lorra Lorra LOL
It’s probably been said before but it struck me recently that if your name is Alex, Alastair, Alexander, Albert or Alfred you need to be prepared to get f#ck all credit for anything you put your name to in future. Informally of course.
Love a bit of Buckles. This always makes me howl.
A classic 
“IT’S A FALCON, RICHARD”
“She’s a woman. She’s got hair.”
He’s like a big frog that’s died!
Im going down ‘THE’ Asda
