lol my main reaction to all comments are “well he’s not wrong about that” (still !!)
Regarding his comment about Eric Clapton, Long Hot Summer and Wild wood have entered the chat. or something.
Yep, that whole acoustic LP is musak on valium
Just in time for all those Christmas Discos
I see theres no fragrance inspired by the smell of Love Ranch and thats probably a good thing
“Then, after half an hour of dancefloor oblivion, the band returned and everybody sat down again. As well as showing Avery’s insouciant way with tone, it was a boon for the middle-aged ravers, for whom dancing close to a comfy chair is the dream.”
Brilliant! Private Eye I take it?
It is indeed. 
Along similar lines
There’s a bit about a vasectomy as well, is there? Great.
“Oi mate, what are you in for?”
“Taylor Swift, with a lesser charge of Ed Sheeran”"
Gotta love Limmy 
