Light Relief

[neatbeats]

Sooooo, the guard might have slipped off my clippers when going over my bonce in the garden yesterday.

For extra lols I had to go out in public first thing today to take my son to his first mountain bike race (he won!), but I did get some looks when I forgot and took my helmet off on the train😁

[reubenturner]

https://www.diomedia.com/stock-photo-british-hairdresser-johnny-drill-has-a-very-unusual-way-of-cutting-hair-not-only-will-he-use-the-ordinary-haircutting-scissors-but-he-will-actually-use-sheep-shears-in-fact-anything-that-cuts-w-image17585705.html

Lean into it!

[neatbeats]

Bellend I may be. However, i’ll never achieve Wellend status

[Pulsatio7]

[J_C]

Ha ha!

[Vandal]

[Nice2CU2CUNice]

BT gets a pass for giving us this classic

[J_C]

Mrs J_C just saw this and commented “I think all of my reproductive organs just shrivelled up and died”

Gregg Wallace MBE on Instagram: "61 next month. We can achieve."

[reubenturner]

She’s not wrong though is she

[J_C]

I’d say she’s got her knockers, but she’s definitely wrong!

[del]

Would love to read her review of Mandy Smith.

[mrinbetween]

Surprised and delighted to find theres a DJ Pierre/ Samantha Fox remix

And that its title sounds like a parody Morrissey Song

[dustyfingers]

And she got played by Levan at Paradise Garage (no. 868 on this list):

Samantha Fox - Touch Me (I Want Your Body) (12") 1986

[chiz]

I’ve got this (charity shop find years ago), Kevin Saunderson on the mix.

[A41]

Anyone got a spare 15 million?

https://www.theagencyre.com/ldp-share/CLR/25590691&t=04.56.50.207445?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

David Lynchs house is up for sale

[mrinbetween]

‘hit it’!

[reubenturner]

I’ve just worked out that this means you ARE one of her knockers.

[chiz]

most of the 1988 cliches are present and correct!
Was it worth 50p to satisfy my curiosity?
Probably not.

[Farsta]

What she up to nowadays? She should be reviewing depressing records on the TP site. @Apiento make it happen!

[Balearic_Clapton]