I am sitting on a train. A man comes and sits beside me.
Man: Loads of psychopaths round here.
Me: Really?
Man: Loads mate.
Awkward pause.
Me: How do you know?
Man: There are signs, aren’t there?
Me: (hesitantly) I guess.
Man: I love them.
Forty seven minutes of uncomfortable silence. The train pulls into a station. The man gets up, grunts a farewell and leaves the train. I see him as the train starts to leave, walking towards the ticket barrier. He is wheeling his bike.
Me: (shouting at the window) Cycle paths. You said cycle paths!!!
He cannot hear me.
What a narcyclist 
It’s the most dangerous stretch of tarmac on the roads…
The best
Local activist Paul shows that meat free monday can feed all the family but is secretly looking forward to double up thursday
Didn’t know where else to put this. Not particularly light or relief but spot on!
Banned from flying for six months made me laugh 
Poor guy hadn’t intended on even taking off and ended up at 8000 metres! - mind you, I guess we’ve all started a weekend off with a quiet Friday night drink and woken up on Monday morning feeling similar. And had our aviator license temporarily suspended as a result……
