Reminds me of the time somebody left me bad feedback as the postage I’d charged on Discogs didn’t exactly match what it actually cost in the end:
It’s taken me until I’m in my 40s to realise that it’s way easier and way more comfortable to pee sitting down. Just because I can pee standing up doesn’t mean I need to.
I discovered this in 1994 and have been a sitter ever since. Relax. Take a load off. Contemplate!
Only civilised people sit down.
I think most blokes discover this when they become a Dad. 5-10 mins on the toilet is often the only time for peace + quiet and some uninterrupted sitting
Sometimes I go in there and just sit to get away from it all. It’s like a reward.
Also means you don’t need to turn the light on during the night, thereby maintaining that half-asleep state. Winning strategy all round.
this!
On my daily commute. No really 