Cartrouble
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“Hilarity ensues with Miles J Paralysis and his new ‘Folktronic’ EP. Brought to the Leeds-based label Crying Outcast, this is an authentic crock of real dancefloor experimentations by the debuting artist, furthering our sense that this West Yorkshire city’s contribution to dance music history an indelible one. Here, one can really hear the admixture of humour and attention to detail gone in, with dark-comedic label name matching tongue-in-cheek-microgenre-used-in-title, which mocks the Four Tet populariser style. We were surprised to hear, then, a relative lack of dulcet arp twinkles set to tricky fidget-tech house here, as is the “folktronic” sensibility. Instead, ‘Still Waiting’ and its corresponding Brian Not Brian and Piers Harrison dub bring a much headsier, erudite, lettered sound, with trippy didgeridoo design marking the opener and wonkier speed-plods following on the remix. ‘Eavesdropper’ plays on the Leodian favourite that is chug music, with reverso-yearny pads alternating away in the back, while ‘Always Liked Scarecrows’ makes titular use of the kind of offhand, fieldside observation many daydreamers like us often use: uncanny mock 303s, dubbing martial arts.“
Just a highly informative review of the new Folktronic Ep released yesterday.
Perhaps @Piers can review the review? 
I have very little to do with Chatgpt etc and generally look away if I spot content that strikes me as AI generated, but I must confess that during an online conversation with an ebay seller yesterday I started to respond in the style of AI. It was quite liberating.
Just adding a superfluous ‘s’ or adjective here and there, mash up a couple of words and throw in something completely out of context and away you go. Any conversation can then sound as natural, flowing and as easy to follow as a set of chinese bbq instructions.
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Jesus H Christ
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‘erudite’
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I think you speak for all of us!
soem funny stuff
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Doesn’t look like Wham! were ever predicted for big things
Few reviews from Neil Tenant in there too
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Chuck ‘Royal Family Man’ Windsor
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King Jah-les
(sorry)
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“Skeletons in ASOS chaps” 
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Did they get a job lot from the glasses thread?
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Dunno they definitely got a deal on the socks though
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Probably NSFW
Volume up for this premium bit of content I created
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