this actually happened to me 3 years ago, my 8 at the time daughter cried when I put the turkey on the table, so we wrapped it in foil and put back into the oven, ate everything else, then ate buckwild Turkey sandwiches later in the afternoon. she lasted 18months no meat?
Love listening to kids on the bus asking friends are you stil vegan? Yeah, well but mum made a lovely But when I read the label of the paste bla bla bla bla bla lol. Little slip ups are aloud…
Time for my favourite Christmas joke… What do you call Father Christmas on ecstasy? Slanty Jaws… 
I’ve heard the coo sticks are off the hook in there.
‘they’re’ no full point, one fkn job, literally one fkn job…
shouts at clouds
All their stuff is like that, typos are deliberate/part of the joke