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My cat suddenly realised on Friday that the coolest place to sleep is in the bath.. it appears to now be her bed of choice.
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“How did you spend your morning?”
“Oh, we spent three hours trying to find the cat, then located him an an inaccessible abandoned building and after eventually being coaxed out of wherever he was hiding inside, decides to give you a belly show before jumping out of the window”
Fucking dick. We thought he was trapped and injured in there. Aged fucking ten years 
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If you look up “wee fecker” in the Dictionary you will find a feline!
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Honestly. Little shit 
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I woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago with two cats fighting in my bedroom. One in my bed. The other on the floor. I own no cat at the moment. 
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Happened to my mate the other day. Woke up to all sorts of noise in his kitchen, thought he’d been broken into. A random cat had got in thru a window and was going apeshit trying to get back out 
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I was sitting in my living room last night and a random walked into the kitchen then the living room. I’m kind of touched that they all know we are cool and will give cuddles til the cows come home. But we’ve had a boxer dog staying with us the past 10 days, so I’m sure there’s been instances of cat visitors sneaking under the garden hedge and coming face to face with the dog! Life in The Serengeti here this summer!!
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A philosophical debate on the age old debate: Cats v Dogs. Will Self (dogs) v John Gray (cats)
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Now you know who the new owners of your place are
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Bless you
Bless you too