guess it’s just a case of not reaaaaally listening to the lyrics. i certainly didn’t, until you mentioned it in that thread earlier.
i was day drinking in a boring sort of bar many many years ago, not really paying attention to anything. “turn your love around” by george benson started playing. the bartender, who hadn’t really said much to me up to that point, passed close to me, leaned in and said “this song’s about butt sex”.
i laughed until i cried.