# Melts & Whoppers

**URL:** <https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559>\
**Category:** Chat\
**Created:** [September 30, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559 "2022-09-30T13:43:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/moodynann/32/19533_2.png) [@Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/Moodynann)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/21 "2024-02-01T20:11:27Z")

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Oh Christ that’s reminded me of another thing I hate.

I may post it elsewhere 😀.

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**Author:** ![Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/moodynann/32/19533_2.png) [@Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/Moodynann)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/22 "2024-02-01T20:15:49Z")

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> [@ehdublyou](#):
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> One (1) box of 10 Trojan Bareskin Magnum condoms

Yeah right. Pics or it never happened.

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**Author:** ![deepconcentration](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/deepconcentration/32/140_2.png) [@deepconcentration](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/deepconcentration)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/23 "2024-02-02T02:41:29Z")

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i like to imagine that he _always_ wears six pairs of calvin klein boxer briefs, all at the same time. just for the compression.

compression socks are just the bonus of touring spoils.

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**Author:** ![Nice2CU2CUNice](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/nice2cu2cunice/32/12127_2.png) [@Nice2CU2CUNice](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/Nice2CU2CUNice)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/24 "2024-02-06T01:35:21Z")

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Ah Trojan takes me back to my NYC summers 💚

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**Author:** ![neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/neatbeats/32/22137_2.png) [@neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/neatbeats)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 9:42am UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/25 "2025-03-10T09:42:53Z")

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[Vinylogue: Steve Aoki, The Record Collector](https://www.discogs.com/digs/features/vinylogue-steve-aoki/?utm_source=Homepage&utm_medium=Discogs&utm_campaign=Vinylogue-Steve-Aoki_Collecting)

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**Author:** ![dustyfingers](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/dustyfingers/32/7249_2.png) [@dustyfingers](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/dustyfingers)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/26 "2025-03-10T12:31:34Z")

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> Part of the high-end grading process involves slabbing — encapsulating a collectible like a card or comic book. Once a record is slabbed, it likely won’t be played again.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/P-NgeXl-PPA/hqdefault.jpg "Spinal Tap - Don't Touch!!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NgeXl-PPA)

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**Author:** ![reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/reubenturner/32/22676_2.png) [@reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/reubenturner)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/27 "2025-03-10T13:02:48Z")

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This is exactly what they do for comic books, you get it professionally graded and then you can never touch it again - it just becomes an object for trading.  
It’s gross isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![jolyon](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/jolyon/32/32255_2.png) [@jolyon](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/jolyon)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/28 "2025-03-10T13:20:39Z")

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Everything about this makes me want to 🤮

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**Author:** ![neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/neatbeats/32/22137_2.png) [@neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/neatbeats)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/29 "2025-03-10T14:21:26Z")

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Exactly. I’m aware of it in comics and trading cards so it’s not a big leap to apply the concept to records. I just didn’t know it was a thing and it’s bloody awful obviously.

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**Author:** ![studio\_joel](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/studio_joel/32/35493_2.png) [@studio\_joel](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/studio_joel)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/30 "2025-03-10T15:15:28Z")

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this is why we can’t have nice (VG+) things.

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**Author:** ![Farsta](https://forum.testpressing.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Farsta](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/Farsta)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/31 "2025-03-10T15:47:16Z")

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I hadn’t heard of Aoki prior to reading this, wish it would have stayed that way.

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**Author:** ![reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/reubenturner/32/22676_2.png) [@reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/reubenturner)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/32 "2025-03-10T15:50:48Z")

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They somehow fail to mention that his dad owns the Benihana restaurant chain and his sister is a supermodel

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**Author:** ![AndrewFlying](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/andrewflying/32/23595_2.png) [@AndrewFlying](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/AndrewFlying)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/33 "2025-03-10T15:52:20Z")

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He’s absolutely caked

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**Author:** ![reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/reubenturner/32/22676_2.png) [@reubenturner](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/reubenturner)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/34 "2025-03-10T15:52:41Z")

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Arguably it makes sense for trading cards (you can still look at them) (although trading cards themselves make no sense) and for super-rare museum-piece records, comic books etc. But you know it won’t ever stop there.

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**Author:** ![SalParadise](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/salparadise/32/20457_2.png) [@SalParadise](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/SalParadise)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/35 "2025-03-10T16:22:04Z")

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Steve Aoki contains multitudes 🤦‍♂️ 🤮

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**Author:** ![howler](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/howler/32/28123_2.png) [@howler](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/howler)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/36 "2025-03-10T17:14:45Z")

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More than anything, though, Steve Aoki is an absolute whopper.

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**Author:** ![deepconcentration](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/deepconcentration/32/140_2.png) [@deepconcentration](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/deepconcentration)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/37 "2025-03-10T17:53:55Z")

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steve aoki is pretty much exactly why i respond with denial when someone i don’t know very well asks “hey aren’t you a dj?”

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**Author:** ![neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/neatbeats/32/22137_2.png) [@neatbeats](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/neatbeats)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/38 "2025-03-10T18:01:52Z")

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I could have posted the link in ‘what dont you get/light relief’ but this was it’s natural home and for bonus points he was already occupying the previous few posts👌

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**Author:** ![lovehandles](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/lovehandles/32/7444_2.png) [@lovehandles](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/lovehandles)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/39 "2025-03-10T19:29:52Z")

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His taste in music is fucking shit so the idea of him as some curator/ preserver of musical artifacts is frankly laughable

Feel free to ‘slab’ as much stadium trance wank as you like Steve

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**Author:** ![Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/user_avatar/forum.testpressing.org/moodynann/32/19533_2.png) [@Moodynann](https://forum.testpressing.org/u/Moodynann)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://forum.testpressing.org/t/melts-whoppers/3559/40 "2025-03-10T19:43:17Z")

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“As Aoki showed host Geoff Wilson his record collection, they discussed how vinyl lacked a centralized grading system, unlike other collectibles. It seemed like the perfect venture for Aoki, who had deep knowledge of records and other hobby markets. Two years later, in partnership with Rob Martinez and Collector Archive Services, Audio Media Grading was born.”

Nobber!

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