Some Austrian gems here. Wow by Surprise particularly caught my ear.
Uber balearische. If thatâs a thing.
i think soâŚwhat do you think? 
âNomadicâ is usually a tell 
Makes a change from âMake me raveâ I guessâŚ**
Our founder spent years looking after some of the worldâs most discerning guests at The Savoy in London. Among them, a renowned supermodel, who shall remain nameless. On her final morning, she asked him for a âBalearic Breakfast.â Unsure what she meant, he asked her to explain. She smiled and said:**
âIncredible and interesting people. Great track selection. Delicious food and drinks. And plenty of cocktails.â
A whole new level of cunt soup.
Iâd join the nomadic, members only Cunt Soup Club.
Nothing says Balearic more than the boat race
It was the Land Rover Defender that sent it into parody territory for me. Industrial-level lack of self-awareness.
Bullingdon Goes Baleric (sic)
Tbf to them they seem to attract a very diverse crowd. /s
Wow. I was expecting this to be bad but it turned out to be much worse.
âInspired, he built a concept around a simple but powerful idea: bring remarkable people together through music, food, and drink, and let the magic take care of itselfâ
Woah. Why hasnât anyone thought of this before?
âIn the middle of the room, he placed a plastic Greek bust, drilled a hole in its mouth, and added a cigaretteâ
Suppose it was worth a try to summon up some of âthat untamed Balearic energy thatâs impossible to manufactureâ
And nothing says Balearic more than a souped up Land Rover randomly parking up to serve cocktails around the more salubrious parts of London 
Bloody hell, just seen the fees 
Post Shriekback Carl Marsh. Touch of the Thrashing Doves about it
Can a song with lyrics about burning toast, doing house chores and queuing in Marks and Spencerâs be Balearic?
